October 2011
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March 2011
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January 2011
3 posts
Fave Music of 2010
One’s musical tastes are as subjective and varied as humans themselves (but not quite as hairy). Therefore, if anyone agrees 100% with my list of favorite songs of 2010, I will be absolutely stunned (and frightened enough to hire a private investigator to ensure that you’re not trying to steal my life). My musical tastes are all OVER the damned map, so don’t you dare hate, as...
November 2010
3 posts
September 2010
1 post
July 2010
3 posts
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
7 posts
April 2010
1 post
March 2010
5 posts
I just thought this video was so damned cool. I LOVE seeing technology exploited in fun, interesting new ways like this that are visually spectacular. http://vimeo.com/9730308
Top Band Names (That I Hope Don’t Exist Yet) Inspired by Terms in My Workplace Rampant Jamming (it may be a problem with copy machines, but DAMN that’d be a great name for a band!) Last Drop-Off (an important time of day for the FedEx desk and any packages going out, but an equally great name for a hard rock band) Standard Overnight (package delivery option, or 80s...
Diane Birch-Valentino
Diane Birch - Valentino (Official Music Video) A super-snazzy music video I ran across this past week. It’s just something delightfully different than quite anything I’ve ever seen before. The song itself is a fun, catchy little ditty, too. The making-of video makes things even more interesting and easy to appreciate. Also worth checking out: Birch’s beautiful, slow-paced cover...
Chad's List of Worst Things To Wake Up Beside
There are a LOT of things one could imagine waking up next to that would be absolutely horrifying. I mean, your bedroom (and bed) is your sanctum, your most private of all private places, really (except that forest where you buried that body beside that one tree; yeah, you were seen). For the worst of the worst than I can imagine, I submit the following list.
Big Bird. I mean, the feathers...
February 2010
1 post
Things That I'm Looking For
Howdy howdy, and a warm welcome to one and all (except for that one insane lady who called us at work to ask about problems with her fax machine and got pissy with our inevitable lack of assisting in something we have nothing to do with-fuck you, m’aam).
Believe it or not, I HAVEN’T forgotten about my beloved blog. I will spare you my usual assortment of colorful, and...
December 2009
2 posts
Fave Movies of '09
Happy end-of-the-year to you all.
Given that it IS the end of the year, writers and, well, pretty much everyone else, can’t help but get the feeling that they should compile “best of” lists to share with everyone else. As humans, we feel compelled to share our opinions with others, no matter how unsolicited or filled with inappropriate language (callisthenics-inclined cock-monkey; told...
Ask.com's Top Questions of 2009: Chad Weighs in
Ahhh…ask.com. What with Google, Yahoo Answers, a random dog walking along the street, and a billion other info sources, I didn’t think anyone still used ask.com for actually getting their questions answered.
Well, as it turns out, people DO still use that silly site to get their questions answered, and I think I know WHAT kind of people they are, judging by the website’s top...
November 2009
6 posts
Favorite Photos (of Mine) of the Year
Happy happy post-Thanksgiving greetings, space-cadets (and for NON space-cadets, what’s the effin’ hold-up, yo?).
It’s that lovely bubbly time of year where the seasons change (unless you live here in Southern California), families get together, and online people (like me, only not as Chad-like) compile end-of-year lists involving their top-10 whatevers of the year and such.
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Things Not to Say to Members of the Clergy (Unless...
Religion. It’s a divisive subject, to say the least; probably the most divisive one out there. Or it’s possible I just like using the word “divisive.” At any rate, the subject causes a lot of squabbling, though also a lot of humor for those willing to have a sense of one (humor, that is).
There are innumerable blogs and wesites out there (where? there!) devoted to...
List of BEST Defenses Against A Velociraptor...
Velociraptors. The very name conjures thoughts of…..well, velociraptors. But that’s just how powerful a word it is, the descriptor for an equally-powerful creature: the frozen banana. I mean….the velociraptor. Sorry-saying that word (velociraptor) so many times throws me off somethin’ fierce.
Speaking of fierce (we were), velociraptors are, you guessed it, fierce as...
Twilight Zone Episodes That Never Were...
So there was this show called The Twilight Zone back in the day. Disney has also used it for a fun elevator ride. The show had a semi-odd narrator, and a variety of fun, ridiculous, weird stories. I’m assuming the show was produced to distract the masses from whatever war was happening at the time, though that’s just a total shot in the dark (and not the kind your mom enjoys).
At...
Top Sexually Suggestive Firework Names
Never one to be labeled “timely” or “of the moment,” I’d like to discuss fireworks [no, you haven’t hit a time-warp {cue song}; it’s still November (unless you’re reading this well after the fact, in which case it might be awesomely timely)], and how easy it is to come up with quite sexual names for them and still (mostly) retain their innocence. I...
Chad's Comprehensive List of Stupid Things to Say...
Chad’s Comprehensive List of Stupid Things to Say to an Elephant
“Take a seat anywhere you’d like.” I mean, really, if you’re gonna invite a pachyderm to relax on your love-seat or bean bag chair, you shouldn’t be living out there on your own.
“What’s that smell?” Remember, an elephant generally can’t help the way it smells, and...
October 2009
3 posts
Things That Scare Chad
Now, like most people named Chad, I am nearly effing perfect. I mean, I’ve got my shit together better than Anne Heche, which is sayin’ something! But, despite that awesomeness, I share a few lingering characteristics with “normies,” which will hopefully be eradicated with genetic modifications and such.
Those unfortunate characteristics are known as “fears,”...
Chad's Most Requested Methods of Travel That Don't...
Driving is lovely, it really is. Getting from Point A to Point B can be speedy good fun (assuming you don’t live somewhere that knows what “freeways” are), and assuming you don’t run over any giraffes or nuns on the way (accidentally, or otherwise). Helicopters are even niftier forms of conveyance.
That being said, there are a fuck-ton of transportation methods that...
Worst Aspects of Being a Vampire
Howdy, and happy Halloween-ish time! It has….been a while, eh? I know, I know. Multiple reasons for my absence. I was on vacation, work has been nutty (surprise?), laziness, my computer has been dead (still is; boo!), and of course I was abducted by a religious sect (not sex; boo!).
But here I am, back in action (to some degree), and feeling that ol’ writing bug creeping up, since...
July 2009
2 posts
June 2009
11 posts
Spider VS. Coconut
Grossest thing I’ve touched all week? Coconut. Least gross thing I’ve touched all week that plenty of other people might find horrid (and no, don’t go there)? A spider that found its way into my room. It really didn’t wanna leave, but I managed to walk it back outside. : )
New Name Logo
I’ve been working on a new name logo for myself this week, and I’ve finally gotten to a point where I’m willing to let people see it haha. This is mainly for use on a new/updated resume I’m working on for myself right now. I have way too many ideas for my name (not enough GOOD ones, perhaps), but this is where I’ve settled for now.
Thoughts?
WatchDaily Show does it again! Hilarious, and oh so sadly true. Enjoy the hilarity!
